'Please Don't Ask Me About My Plans' Tote Bag

Please Don’t Ask Me About Plans – I’m (Name)

Social battery: low. Tote game: high.

🙃 Personalised with your name - so they know exactly who’s avoiding the calendar
👜 Spacious enough for snacks, excuses, and a backup introvert hoodie
📆 Works as a subtle cancellation notice
💬 Guaranteed to be more honest than your “maybe” RSVP

Let your bag speak so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron