Funny Coffee Mug | 'First I Drink the Coffee' | 11oz & 15oz Ceramic Cup UK
Details
First I Drink the Coffee. Then I Do the Things. ☕
Look, we all know the feeling. The alarm goes off, the world expects things from you, and none of it is happening until that first cup is done. This funny coffee mug gets it — and it says so loud and clear every single morning.
Whether it's for you or someone who runs entirely on caffeine and sarcasm, this is the mug that just makes sense. The bold quote design is printed on a premium white ceramic with ORCA coating, so the colours stay crisp and vibrant wash after wash. Available in 11oz for the everyday drinker and 15oz for those who need a little extra fuel to face the day.
Product Features
Bold quote design — "First I drink the coffee, then I do the things"
Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
High-quality white ceramic with comfortable C-handle
ORCA coating for vibrant, fade-resistant colour
Lead and BPA-free materials
Dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe
Size & Dimensions
11oz (325ml) — the classic everyday mug, just right for a proper brew.
15oz (444ml) — for when one cup is never quite enough.
Care Instructions
Dishwasher-safe or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap. Microwave-safe for reheating your brew mid-morning when life gets in the way.
Perfect For
Coffee addicts and caffeine enthusiasts
Anyone who is not a morning person
Birthdays, Secret Santa, and office gift exchanges
Colleagues who run on coffee
A treat-yourself mug that actually gets used every day
Order yours today and start every morning with a smile. ☕
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
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