Black tote bag top view with coffee graphic and two carry handles

Caffeine, Chaos & Catastrophe Tote Bag — Funny Gift UK

13" × 13'' / Beige
£15.99
£15.99
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Caffeine, Chaos & Catastrophe Tote Bag — Funny Gift UK

Caffeine, Chaos & Catastrophe Tote Bag — Funny Gift UK

£15.99
£15.99
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Caffeine, Chaos & Catastrophe Tote Bag

We've all had those days. The ones where your coffee goes cold before you've had a sip, your to-do list multiplies overnight, and somehow you're still expected to function like a normal human being. This tote gets it.

Honestly? It's the bag for the person who's holding it all together — just barely, and with a lot of caffeine. The bold "caffeine chaos catastrophe" print says everything your face is trying not to.

Product Features

100% natural cotton canvas — sturdy enough to carry your whole chaotic life
Durable handles with a comfortable shoulder drop
Spacious interior — fits your snacks, your notebook, your half-finished plans, and your dignity
Vibrant printed artwork that won't fade wash after wash
Available in Black, White, and Beige
Three sizes: 13" × 13", 16" × 16", and 18" × 18"

Size & Dimensions

13" × 13" — compact and cute, perfect for a quick coffee run or market trip.
16" × 16" — the everyday workhorse, fits everything you actually need.
18" × 18" — for when life throws extra at you and you need the space for it.

Perfect For

Honestly? Everyone. But especially the friend who runs on coffee and good intentions, the mum who does it all, the colleague who deserves a laugh, or yourself — because you've earned it.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30°C), gentle cycle
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry on low heat
Do not iron
Materials + Care

We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns

We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.

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