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Older Than Dirt | Funny Birthday Sweatshirt UK

Older Than Dirt | Funny Birthday Sweatshirt UK

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🏔️ Older Than Dirt Sweatshirt – Funny Birthday Jumper 🏔️

Celebrate ageing with humour in our “Older Than Dirt” sweatshirt. Featuring a bold retro-style landscape design with a mountain cliff illustration, this piece is perfect for anyone who laughs at getting older rather than hiding from it.

It’s rugged, confident, and unapologetically funny — ideal for milestone birthdays or outdoorsy personalities who’ve earned every year.

😄 Why You’ll Love It

  • Soft, cosy sweatshirt with a relaxed fit

  • Bold vintage-style typography that stands out

  • Mountain landscape design with retro colour tones

  • Unisex style – easy, comfortable, and flattering

  • Funny without being cheesy

  • Re-wearable long after the birthday

🎂 Perfect For

  • Milestone birthdays (30, 40, 50, 60+)

  • Outdoors & adventure lovers

  • Funny birthday outfits

  • Casual birthday parties or trips

  • Gifts for dads, partners, friends, or colleagues

  • Anyone who embraces ageing with humour

🧵 Product Details

  • Medium-weight sweatshirt, ideal all year

  • Soft fleece lining for comfort

  • Relaxed unisex fit

  • High-quality durable print

  • Ethically produced & made to order

🎁 A Brilliant Funny Birthday Gift

This sweatshirt makes a great birthday gift for hikers, campers, nature lovers, or anyone who enjoys witty humour. Perfect for milestone birthdays or as a tongue-in-cheek present that’ll actually get worn.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

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