{"product_id":"zero-fox-given-mug-funny-fox-coffee-cup","title":"Zero Fox Given Mug | Funny Fox Coffee Cup | Sarcastic Gift for Her","description":"\u003ch2\u003eZero Fox Given — The Mug for People Who Are Done Pretending\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know those people who smile politely and nod along? This mug is not for them. This mug is for the ones who've quietly run out of fox to give — and are completely at peace with that. A beautifully detailed fox illustration, a perfectly dry punchline, and a two-tone finish that looks far too elegant for how little you care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSubtle. Witty. Absolutely unbothered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/9793\/6470\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Aug_17_2026_10_41_22_AM_1.png?v=1786959843\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/9793\/6470\/files\/zero-fox-given-grass-zoomed.png?v=1786959601\" alt=\"Zero Fox Given Grass Zoomed\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat's Printed on the Mug\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eZERO FOX GIVEN \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e(NOT ONE. NOT EVER.)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWant to Change the Wording?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis mug comes as shown, but if you'd like to personalise it — for example, adding a name or tweaking the text — simply leave us a note at checkout in the \u003cstrong\u003e\"Text you wish to replace \/ Write your text here\"\u003c\/strong\u003e box and we'll take care of it for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/9793\/6470\/files\/both-sides-grass.png?v=1786959491\" alt=\"Both Sides Grass\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11oz ceramic mug with high-gloss finish\u003cbr\u003eTwo-tone design with contrasting coloured rim, handle, and interior\u003cbr\u003eFinely detailed fox illustration in classic black and white\u003cbr\u003eVibrant, long-lasting print — dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003eC-shaped easy-grip handle for comfortable sipping\u003cbr\u003eAvailable in multiple accent colours to suit your style\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFox lovers with a dry sense of humour\u003cbr\u003eAnyone who's quietly done with the nonsense\u003cbr\u003eFunny birthday gifts for her or him\u003cbr\u003eSecret Santa and White Elephant gifts\u003cbr\u003eOffice mugs that say everything without saying a word\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDishwasher safe (top rack) • Microwave safe • Hand wash fine with warm water and mild soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alley Crafters","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 11oz","offer_id":55013712429398,"sku":"15960701747896164877","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/9793\/6470\/files\/gift-box-close-up_038cb66a-11a4-4158-84ad-191ecf65051e.png?v=1787323871","url":"https:\/\/alleycrafters.com\/products\/zero-fox-given-mug-funny-fox-coffee-cup","provider":"Alley Crafters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}