{"product_id":"plants-dont-judge-me-sweatshirt","title":"Plants Don't Judge Me Sweatshirt – Funny Plant Lover Jumper","description":"\u003ch2\u003ePlants Don't Judge Me Sweatshirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlants don't judge me, that's why I like them. Honestly, there's something lovely about company that only asks for a little water and a sunny spot. This funny plant lover sweatshirt is for anyone whose idea of a good afternoon involves checking on their houseplants and finding room for just one more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it while pottering around at home, browsing the garden centre or heading out for coffee. The black crewneck keeps things easy to style, while the plant-loving slogan brings a little personality to your everyday layers. It makes a thoughtful gift for the friend who knows every plant's name but still forgets where they put their keys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eChoose Your Design Placement\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall chest:\u003c\/strong\u003e A subtle design on the right chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e OR\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge front:\u003c\/strong\u003e A bold design across the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/9793\/6470\/files\/black-and-antique-cherry-red-plant-sweatshirts-folded-together-in-a-british-garden.png?v=1791965785\" alt=\"Black and Antique Cherry Red plant sweatshirts folded together in a British garden\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Plants don't judge me, that's why I like them” slogan\u003cbr\u003eSmall right-chest or large front design placement\u003cbr\u003eBlack unisex crewneck sweatshirt\u003cbr\u003eWarm, medium-heavy cotton-polyester blend\u003cbr\u003eClassic fit for easy everyday layering\u003cbr\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs and waistband\u003cbr\u003eDouble-needle stitching for everyday wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/9793\/6470\/files\/black-and-antique-cherry-red-sweatshirts-placed-together-with-small-chest-designs.png?v=1791965967\" alt=\"Black and Antique Cherry Red sweatshirts placed together with small chest designs\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Dimensions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eS, M, L, XL and 2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, with a classic unisex fit. Choose your usual size for everyday wear, or size up if you prefer a roomier look for layering. Compare garment measurements with a sweatshirt you already own before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHouseplant lovers with a sense of humour\u003cbr\u003eGarden-centre trips and relaxed weekends\u003cbr\u003eBirthday gifts for plant-loving friends\u003cbr\u003eAnyone who prefers a little leafy company\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold at a maximum of 30°C • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed • Tumble dry on low heat • Do not iron • Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alley Crafters","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":55737434243414,"sku":"23703296473556550117","price":33.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Antique Cherry Red","offer_id":55738477510998,"sku":null,"price":33.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":55737434276182,"sku":"36841713064276726354","price":33.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Antique Cherry Red","offer_id":55738477543766,"sku":null,"price":33.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":55737434308950,"sku":"49186684228794113985","price":33.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Antique Cherry Red","offer_id":55738477576534,"sku":null,"price":33.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":55737434341718,"sku":"17322450171055063635","price":33.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Antique Cherry Red","offer_id":55738477609302,"sku":null,"price":33.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":55737434374486,"sku":"11339808981824965548","price":33.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Antique Cherry Red","offer_id":55738477642070,"sku":null,"price":33.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/9793\/6470\/files\/black-and-antique-cherry-red-plant-sweatshirts-folded-together-in-a-british-garden.png?v=1791965785","url":"https:\/\/alleycrafters.com\/products\/plants-dont-judge-me-sweatshirt","provider":"Alley Crafters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}