{"product_id":"personalised-teacher-mug-i-dont-need-therapy-i-just-need-half-term-funny-teacher-gift","title":"Personalised Teacher Mug | 'I Don't Need Therapy, I Just Need Half Term' Funny Teacher Gift","description":"\u003ch2\u003ePersonalised Teacher Mug — I Don't Need Therapy, I Just Need Half Term\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe've all got that one teacher in our lives who absolutely lives for half term. The one who starts the countdown on day one of term. The one who deserves a proper thank you — and a very large cup of tea.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis mug says it all. Clean, minimal black typography on a classic white ceramic reads: \u003cstrong\u003e\"I don't need therapy, I just need halfterm\"\u003c\/strong\u003e — with their name personalised below and a little heart. It's funny because it's true. And it's the kind of mug that gets used every single day, not just left at the back of the cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHonestly? It's the end of term gift that actually gets a genuine laugh. From the whole class.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Dimensions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e11oz\u003c\/strong\u003e — a proper, generous mug. Big enough for a well-deserved brew after a full day of lesson plans, parents' evenings, and whatever Year 9 threw at them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e White ceramic with AAA+ ORCA coating for a crisp, long-lasting print.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11oz with a comfortable C-shaped handle.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dishwasher safe and microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vibrant, durable black typography that stays sharp wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eDishwasher safe — pop it on the top rack. Or hand wash with warm water and washing-up liquid. Microwave safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnd of term teacher gifts, thank you presents from the class, Secret Santa in the staffroom, or just because your favourite teacher deserves something that actually makes them smile. Works for teachers, teaching assistants, nursery staff, tutors — anyone who knows the sacred joy of half term. Browse our full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/personalised-teacher-gifts-thank-you-presents\"\u003ePersonalised Teacher Gifts collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more ideas.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alley Crafters","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":54368068501846,"sku":"19616258634098515076","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/9793\/6470\/files\/flat-lay-mrs-ahmed.png?v=1782644631","url":"https:\/\/alleycrafters.com\/products\/personalised-teacher-mug-i-dont-need-therapy-i-just-need-half-term-funny-teacher-gift","provider":"Alley Crafters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}