{"product_id":"not-today-motherfluffer-mug-funny-cat-coffee-cup","title":"Not Today Motherfluffer Mug | Funny Cat Coffee Cup | Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003ch2\u003eNot Today, Motherfluffer — The Mug That Gets It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe've all had those mornings. The ones where your patience clocked out before you even made your first coffee. This mug gets it. A gloriously grumpy Persian cat stares back at you with the same energy you're bringing to the day, and honestly? It's comforting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBold text. Dry humour. A mug that earns its permanent spot on the desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat's Printed on the Mug\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOT TODAY, MOTHERFLUFFER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e(My patience left. My sarcasm stayed.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e~ Cat Mum \u0026amp; Professional Ignorer\u003cbr\u003eHobbies: cancelling plans, true crime podcasts \u0026amp; judging people silently ~\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/9793\/6470\/files\/gift-box-close-up_07532a34-ab9b-479c-ad68-e9710ba83425.png?v=1786955829\" alt=\"Gift Box Close-up\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/9793\/6470\/files\/fearne-grey-background-mug.png?v=1786955995\" alt=\"Fearne Grey Background Mug\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWant to Change the Wording?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis mug comes as shown, but if you'd like to swap out any of the text — for example, changing \u003cstrong\u003e\"Cat Mum\"\u003c\/strong\u003e to \u003cstrong\u003e\"Cat Dad\"\u003c\/strong\u003e, or updating the hobbies line to something more personal — simply leave us a note at checkout in the \u003cstrong\u003e\"Text you wish to replace \/ Write your text here\"\u003c\/strong\u003e box and we'll take care of it for you. EASY!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/9793\/6470\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Aug_17_2026_10_18_45_AM.png?v=1786958401\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11oz ceramic mug with high-gloss finish\u003cbr\u003eTwo-tone design with contrasting coloured rim, handle, and interior\u003cbr\u003eFinely detailed Persian cat illustration in classic black and white\u003cbr\u003eVibrant, long-lasting print — dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003eC-shaped easy-grip handle for comfortable sipping\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCat mums\/dads who tell it like it is\u003cbr\u003eSarcasm enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003eFunny birthday gifts for her\u003cbr\u003eSecret Santa and White Elephant gifts\u003cbr\u003eAnyone who needs a little attitude with their morning brew\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDishwasher safe (top rack) • Microwave safe • Hand wash fine with warm water and mild soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alley Crafters","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 11oz","offer_id":55006153081174,"sku":"15768153491010259973","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/9793\/6470\/files\/not-today-motherfluffer-writing-clear.png?v=1787323872","url":"https:\/\/alleycrafters.com\/products\/not-today-motherfluffer-mug-funny-cat-coffee-cup","provider":"Alley Crafters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}