{"product_id":"funny-coffee-mug-first-i-drink-the-coffee","title":"Funny Coffee Mug | 'First I Drink the Coffee' | 11oz \u0026 15oz Ceramic Cup UK","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFirst I Drink the Coffee. Then I Do the Things. ☕\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eLook, we all know the feeling. The alarm goes off, the world expects things from you, and none of it is happening until that first cup is done. This funny coffee mug gets it — and it says so loud and clear every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether it's for you or someone who runs entirely on caffeine and sarcasm, this is the mug that just makes sense. The bold quote design is printed on a premium white ceramic with ORCA coating, so the colours stay crisp and vibrant wash after wash. Available in 11oz for the everyday drinker and 15oz for those who need a little extra fuel to face the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBold quote design — \"First I drink the coffee, then I do the things\"\u003cbr\u003eAvailable in 11oz and 15oz sizes\u003cbr\u003eHigh-quality white ceramic with comfortable C-handle\u003cbr\u003eORCA coating for vibrant, fade-resistant colour\u003cbr\u003eLead and BPA-free materials\u003cbr\u003eDishwasher-safe and microwave-safe\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize \u0026amp; Dimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e11oz (325ml) — the classic everyday mug, just right for a proper brew.\u003cbr\u003e15oz (444ml) — for when one cup is never quite enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDishwasher-safe or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap. Microwave-safe for reheating your brew mid-morning when life gets in the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCoffee addicts and caffeine enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003eAnyone who is not a morning person\u003cbr\u003eBirthdays, Secret Santa, and office gift exchanges\u003cbr\u003eColleagues who run on coffee\u003cbr\u003eA treat-yourself mug that actually gets used every day\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrder yours today and start every morning with a smile. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alley Crafters","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":49042924241238,"sku":"42519489042352995480","price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":49042924274006,"sku":"11424824352247010534","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/9793\/6470\/files\/funny-coffee-mug-kraft-gift-box.png?v=1781777052","url":"https:\/\/alleycrafters.com\/products\/funny-coffee-mug-first-i-drink-the-coffee","provider":"Alley Crafters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}