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Soft, stylish, and endlessly wearable — it's the kind of top you reach for on a slow Sunday morning and somehow never take off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/9793\/6470\/files\/black-brown-green-on-grass.png?v=1785843787\" alt=\"Sloth graphic sweatshirt set (black, brown, teal green) with \u0026quot;Don't Rush Me\u0026quot; text\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCute sloth illustration with the iconic 'Don't Rush Me' slogan\u003cbr\u003eUnisex crewneck fit — relaxed but never sloppy\u003cbr\u003eSoft, cosy fabric you'll want to live in\u003cbr\u003eThe perfect gift for animal lovers, slow-living souls, or anyone who just needs to breathe\u003cbr\u003eIdeal for birthdays, Christmas, or simply because they deserve it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLazy weekend mornings\u003cbr\u003eWorking from home in style\u003cbr\u003eAnyone who identifies more with the sloth than the hare\u003cbr\u003eGifting to the most chilled-out person you know\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSize \u0026amp; Dimensions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizes available: S–2XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Relaxed unisex fit — size up for an oversized feel, or go true to size for a classic crewneck look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C) • Do not bleach • Tumble dry on low heat • Iron on low heat • Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove animals? 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