{"product_id":"crazy-cat-lady-canvas-tote-bag-cute-cat-face-grocery-book-shopper","title":"Crazy Cat Lady Tote Bag — Funny Cat Mum Gift | Canvas Shopper UK","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBecause someone had to say it.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe've all got that one friend. The one whose phone is 90% cat photos, who cancels plans to stay home with the cats, who has a dedicated cat chair. This tote is for her. (Or honestly — for you. No judgement.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBold, unapologetic, and just the right amount of unhinged — the Crazy Cat Lady tote says what every cat mum is already thinking. It's the gift that gets a proper laugh the moment it's unwrapped, and then becomes the bag they actually use every single day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFarmers markets, library runs, grocery shops, vet trips — this tote handles it all. The heavy cotton canvas wears in beautifully over time, and the flat-corner construction keeps everything neatly in place inside. Long reinforced handles sit comfortably over the shoulder without digging in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose Natural for that warm, organic canvas look, or Black for a bolder, more graphic feel. Either way, the cats approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e100% heavy-weight cotton canvas (12 oz)\u003cbr\u003eFlat-corner construction — keeps contents organised\u003cbr\u003eLong, reinforced self-fabric handles\u003cbr\u003eAvailable in Natural and Black\u003cbr\u003eSewn-in label; blank sourced from India\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePerfect for\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eCat mums, cat dads, cat aunties — birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, or just because. If they own a cat, they need this bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhy Alley Crafters?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe're a small UK gift shop that puts care into every order. Whether it's a big milestone or a quiet celebration, we believe the best gifts are the ones that feel a little bit personal — because they are.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpot clean only\u003cbr\u003eDo not bleach\u003cbr\u003eLine dry\u003cbr\u003eDo not iron directly over the printed area\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alley Crafters","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":53723697316182,"sku":"23780875168194643191","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":53723697348950,"sku":"17880654831482599300","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/9793\/6470\/files\/3-4-angle_abf246b5-24c5-4354-960f-db20ca22449c.png?v=1778882533","url":"https:\/\/alleycrafters.com\/products\/crazy-cat-lady-canvas-tote-bag-cute-cat-face-grocery-book-shopper","provider":"Alley Crafters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}